How Tattoos Are Like Women

I have often believed that a good tattoo was like a good woman. As long as you pick one that will not bother you when you get older, one that will not negatively affect your relationship with your bodies and one that ages well, you’ll be able to keep her with you forever.
 
Like my women, I try to avoid the larger tattoos. The giant skull tattoos that ride up towards the neck, with fire and snakes running through its bones all seem a little too much. I like the more attractive tattoos, like the cross tattoos, that can go on the side of your neck or the small of your back and never seem to age poorly. Or the tribal tattoos like those circles that go around your belly button. All of those are perfectly acceptable ways for me to enjoy my body more without worrying about wanting to get rid of the tattoo some time down the line.
 
A good woman will be there to take care of you for a long time. A good tattoo will do the same. Choose wisely, be happy with your decision and treat her right and both will bring you a lifetime of happiness.
 

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